The Chosen One

Kees Van Oostrum

Director

Rob Schneider

Paul

Steve Buscemi

Neal

Holland Taylor

Ruth

Peter Riegert

Bob

Brandon Molale

Cop # 1

George Dzundza

Norman

Samantha Smith

Christine

Marcus Giamatti

Freddy

Sanny van Heteren

Waitress

Keri Randles

Lily

Kent Shocknek

Newscaster

Michael Yami

Mr. Nakamuri

Pamela Guest

Bird Lady

Jack McGee

Produce Manager

Carolina Gómez

Marissa

Joe Bretz

Club Owner